Welcome, to my doll house. My name is JENZ. I want to invite you to come inside and be my guest. Y ou can stay for as long as you want. There's no rush. Take your time. There's a lot to see and do inside and there's a lot more coming. I like new things, I like surprises, and I don't like to be bored and I'm sure you don't either. New and beautiful guests arrive all the time and you never know whom you'll see or meet or what they'll be doing next. The only thing you can be sure of is that you're definitely going to see a lot more of me inside, up close, sexy, and personal.
Let me tell you a little bit about myself. Less than a year ago I was working as a bartender in a small farming town in central California; today I have a national men's magazine named after me (JENZ Magazine) and I have a successful, thriving modeling/pinup career with thousands of devoted fans from all over the world. How I went from living in a small town, serving cocktails to becoming, JENZ, an international sex icon, renowned magazine columnist and Internet pinup sensation, will tell you a lot about who I am, how I got here, and where I'm going. But for the moment, I'm jumping too far ahead of myself (I do that a lot so get used to it!) so let me back up just a little bit and explain.
First of all, I think it's important to let you know I understand (as much as any woman can) how men think. Maybe it's because I worked behind a bar for a number of years, but I know what motivates men and that includes you (if you're a guy). I know what makes you tick and what ticks you off. I know what really turns you on, and more importantly, what you really want. And if you think these are only words, let me prove it to you. Just come inside my doll house and take a good look around (said the spider to the fly), you're going to want to stay for a long, long time.

PART 1 - JENZ Interview by Stephen Wayne
Q: Are you involved with the creative decisions on this site?
A: Totally! I never relinquish control. Anyone who knows me will tell you I'm a complete control freak. I'm 100% involved in all aspects from the writing to choosing the photos.
Q: So what is this site all about?
A: First and foremost, this is a pinup site. There are lots of sexy cheesecake photos of me in provocative, revealing clothing. Everything from costumes where I play a cheerleader, a nurse, a police officer, a sailor to classic lingerie and bikini shots.
Q: Is that all?
A: Oh, no. I'm totally into sexual fantasy, role playing, and dress-up. This site is all about me and what I think is sexy and hot. I absolutely love dressing up in sexy, exotic lingerie, sheer stockings and pantyhose, garterbelts, corsets, negligée's, and stiletto high heels. The shoes are my favorite. I personally own over 300 pair. In fact one of the rooms inside the member's site is called JENZ's Shoe Closet and it has me modeling every kind of sexy shoe you can imagine. What's great about this is that I can buy new shoes now and write them off as a business expense as part of my job! You'll see plenty of shoes and my perfect size 6 feet here on my web site. There's no such thing as ever having enough shoes. I've always been that way for as long as I can remember!
Q: What about the fantasy part?
A: Part of fantasy is always about dress-up. Everything from a sexy super heroine to a whip cracking dominatrix. I tend to dress in black a lot. I think it's because it contrasts so nicely with my long blonde hair. I think guys can tell that I really enjoy wearing the clothes that they're into. I really get a kick out of wearing black seamed nylons, garterbelts, sexy outfits made out of rubber and latex, thigh high boots and stiletto heels. Remember I can never forget the shoes. But you asked about the fantasy and there's a whole room devoted to just that. I tend to have an aggressive nature so my fantasy stuff tends to be on the rough and tumble side. There's a lot of girl/girl wrestling and sexy clothes tearing catfights. But the storylines and costumes are original and quite clever. We act out live comic books and do outrageous takeoffs on well-known TV shows and movies as well as classic fantasy scenarios, it is hot, hot stuff.
Q: Care to give us an example?
A: Well, I just finished shooting a cave women catfight that is based on the classic Raquel Welsh movie, One Million Years BC. And I'm telling you wait till you see this. Talk about wild women! It got a little out of hand.
Q: Really? Who's the other model you used in the fight? 
A: Linda O'Neil (www.LindaONeil.com).
Q: That's quite a blonde/brunette match up. You're known as the Internet's Blonde Bombshell and doesn't she promote herself as the World's Sexiest Brunette?
A: Next question.
Q: From that response, do I sense that there was a little tension between the two of you on the set?
A: No comment. You can ask her. Let's go on.
Q: All right, there is no nudity on your site. Why?
A: I don't feel there's a need for it. I don't find nudity, for the most part, sexy.
Q: Then why do so many of the adult sites on the Internet have nudity?
A: Because they think guys won't subscribe if the girls aren't naked.
Q: Well, aren't they right?
A: No, they're 100% wrong. We have plenty of subscribers and more and more are joining every day. It's quality and originality with good looking models than guys want. Besides if nudity was all guys wanted to see then no one would be buying Maxim, FHM, Stuff or JENZ magazine on the newsstands and these are in fact the fastest growing magazines around. Look, taking off all your clothes is easy. It requires less skill and thought from everyone involved from the model to the photographer. That's why I call this a pinup site. I think the classic pinups in provocative, revealing outfits of the '40's, '50's, and '60's are far and away sexier and more erotic than any nude picture you can show me. I believe ones imagination, your mind, brain, whatever you want to call it, is still the greatest erotic tool we have available as long as you use it. When nothing is left to the imagination, it destroys the fantasy. Many great creative artists have shown us that less is often more. Rarely is the reality in front of you ever as good as the anticipation and build up of your imagination.
Q: Very well stated. Your argument reminds me of how the late director, Alfred Hitchcock, never actually showed blood and guts in any of his movies including his most famous, Psycho. Although people thought they saw it. It was all left to the imagination and people came away terrified because what they created in their mind was much scarier.
A: Exactly.
Q: All right, so what's coming up for JENZ next?
A: Well, of course, the web site is a never-ending project and we're always working on new content. And that's also true of JENZ Magazine. Oh, and to top it off, as if I wasn't busy enough, I just accepted an offer to write an advice column for Exercise & Health Magazine starting with their summer edition which comes out around April of 2002.
Q: Well, good luck.
A: I don't believe in luck, but thank you.
Q: Interesting answer, perhaps we can talk about that and how you were discovered or chosen to have your own magazine at our next meeting.
A: I look forward to it.
Part Two of JENZ's Interview !
Q: When we last spoke, I wished you luck at the end of the interview and you said, "I don't believe in luck." What did you mean by that?
A: I believe luck is really nothing more than opportunity and preparation coming together at the right time. I believe our minds draw toward us those things we focus or dwell on. Like attract likes. So eventually like minded individuals will find one another some way, some how. It's meant to be.
Q: And how were you found? How did you as your press release states, 'beat out twenty million other hot girls" to get your own magazine?
A: How much time do we have?
Q: All the time you need.
A: I was working behind a bar in a place I should never have been discovered, but that's what I mean about things happening for a reason. It was a nice neighborhood Sports Bar in a suburb of LA, but certainly it was not anything you'd consider chic or Hollywood. At the time I had just about given up on the idea of modeling or becoming a model even though that's why I originally moved to the Los Angeles area.
Q: Why? What happened?
A: Well, you might say my initial experiences modeling up to that point had not been very pleasant. Let me strike that, it wasn't the modeling I found unpleasant. It was the interviewing to get the job. I guess you could I wasn't willing to do what some of the other girls did.
Q: Are you saying it was like the old Hollywood casting couches?
A: All I can say is I was asked to do things that were unnecessary and it was purely entertainment for the interviewer. And that's before they hit on you.
Q: Anything else you want to say about your early modeling experiences?
A: Just that the photographers can sometimes be as bad as the client. One guy I was shooting a swim suit calendar with actually locked me in the dressing room and when I got out by literally breaking down the door I ran outside in the freezing cold racing down the street wearing only a skimpy bikini.
Q: So what happened after that?
A: I called my friend from a phone booth and she came and picked me up.
Q: Whatever happened to the photographer?
A: Nothing. The total slime. The problem was it was his word against mine and there was no physical evidence so I really didn't have much go after him with.
Q: Your web site and JENZ Magazine are really designed for men. What about women? What's your experience with members of your own sex? How do they treat you? What's their reaction to what you do?
A: Well, as a general rule, I would have to say that most women definitely do not like me. They see me as a threat. I intimidate them and they immediately have to figure out reasons to dislike me. This has gone on all my life. Women can be cruel, jealous, and catty especially if they're competitive. I have found that if a woman considers herself hot, but still has low self-esteem, she'll become incredibly insecure when a better-looking woman walks into the room. And so if every guy including the one she's with looks at you because you happen to be pretty then these jealous women have to come up with other things to diss you about. I've heard it all. They say I'm stupid or sleazy or worse and the real truth is they don't even know me. Remember, I come from a small town and I used to deal with this kind of woman almost every time I'd go out. They all think they know you when they don't at all. They talk smack behind your back but they make sure you hear it. It's part of their stupid game. Of course I always try and ignore it at first, but once they cross the line, oh boy. I've gotten into real fistfights with some of these women who wouldn't let up and kept talking dirt about me.
Q: Fist fights? Really? You don't look the type.
A: That's the point. Early on I learned that you have to stand up to these kinds of women or it's never ending. They'll never stop. Just because I'm pretty and petite most women think I can't take care of myself.
Q: And that's not true?
A: Let's just say I don't take crap from any one, men or women. If you have a mouth you better be able to back it up because I won't put up with it after a point. There are a few women who found that out the hard way. The Tom Petty song: Won't Back Down, is my unofficial theme song, and yes, I can take care of myself.
Q: Jenz can kick butt?
A: When I have to. I guess I can thank my older sister for that.
Q: And why is that?
A: Because she used to pick on me when we were growing up and she used to kick my ass good and frequently. But then one day I decided I wasn't going to take it any more and I fought back with all I had. And when that happens people think twice. And I've been fighting back ever since.
Q: Anything else we should know about the fairer sex?
A: I'm sure there is. Oh, here's one thing I have found to be absolutely true at least from my experience, even though it sounds like a stereotype, but, I have found blondes and brunettes do not get along most of the time and this is especially true if both happen to be good looking. I don't why this is the way it is except to say it has a Darwinism feel to it and is probably connected to natural selection and mating rituals. It's almost instinctive. Part of it I think comes from the fact that most guys are naturally drawn to blondes as their first choice and there is no doubt most brunettes know this is true. That's why so many of them try to become blonde.
Q: Speaking of blonde, you've been called the blonde Bettie Page. What do you think of the comparison?
A: Well, I know she has a really big following even today. Almost a cult following and she was the queen of pin-up for her time, so in that respect it's flattering. I've seen some of her pictures, and I loved her outfits. Classic 1950's lingerie, but some of it, especially the black Dominatrix kind of look, would play just as well today. And from what I've heard, we do have some similarities like she came from the conservative Mid-West and I came from a conservative farming town. Both of us came to the big city a little naïve and were not exposed to a lot of things while growing up.
Q: Such as?
A: You're going to laugh. As much as I'm into clothes and shoes and I have been forever. You do remember how much I love shoes? Well, until I started modeling in the last year for this site and JENZ Magazine, I had never owned or even worn a garterbelt, or nylons and I really wasn't even aware that outfits made out of rubber or latex even existed. All of that stuff is new to me, but I love it. And going back to Bettie Page, I think she was that way, too. She put the stuff on that they gave her, but she was kind of pure and innocent. Guys really like that kind of mixture. Hot, sexy, black lingerie for the virginal girl next door. I think guys sense that about me, too. I have always been a really good girl, but yet I wear these provocative outfits. The truth is I never slept around or did drugs and I still don't. As a matter of fact, I don't mind telling you that when I graduated high school I was still a virgin. You see I'm nice and naughty at the same time and guys love it.
Q: So what's next for you?
A: I'm involved with creating an entire line of JENZ products. Everything from publishing magazines, to designing lingerie, cosmetics, greeting cards, posters, and DVD's. But I would have to say that the most exciting thing is I'm working on right now is a TV show that we're producing for one of the networks and for syndication here and overseas.
Q: What's it called?
A: It's called, "Who Is the World's Sexiest Girl?"
Q: Sounds cool. Is it a beauty contest?
A: Not exactly. But it does have elements of a competition and there are many beautiful sexy women involved, but it's certainly not your standard beauty pageant. I really can't give you any more specific details at this time except to say that this show is going to be super hot and sexy and you've never seen anything quite like it.
Q: I'm certainly intrigued. I was going to ask you what part you played on the show, but based on the show's title, "Who Is the World's Sexiest Girl?" it seems rather obvious.
A: Thank you, but I do have a lot of sexy competition on this show.
Q: Looking at you right now, it's hard for me to believe you could have any competition. Who else is going to appear on the show?
A: (Laughs) Flattery, I love it! Youre such a guy. I'm talking about some serious female competition though. The show is jam packed from start to finish with World-Class gorgeous girls from all over the globe. And also from all different areas of modeling from centerfolds, to lingerie models, to fitness stars, Web pin-ups, cheerleaders, bikini contest winners, professional wrestlers, bodybuilders, and TV stars. We have homecoming and prom queens, and also regular sexy college girls who've never modeled professionally before, but we also have winners from some of the best known beauty contests from all over the world. Last week alone we had on a former Miss Denmark, a Russian bikini model who won the Ultimate Swimsuit competition, a beautiful black centerfold, a Latino Fitness star, plus a wide assortment of Playmates, Penthouse Pets, Perfect Ten girls, along with some the top lingerie and fashion catalog models. Let's just say I do appear prominently in front of the camera from time to time, but behind the scenes I'm also one of the show's producers, but for now I'm going to simply leave it at that.
Q: I was going to wish you good luck, but based on our earlier conversation
A: It's not necessary.
Q: I'm starting to believe you're right.
A: You should. It's the truth.
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